Dan: You told her I was a player?
Marti: I’m sorry. It was a dumb thing to say.
Dan: Yeah. Now I’m on a date with half the squad.
Marti: Look, the girl was home-schooled, ok? Her parents raised her like veal. The group thing is how her church used to handle dating.
Dan: Well, if the whole gang is expecting me to put out tonight, I’m gonna need a bigger backseat.
Marti: All right. Behave! And don’t hurt Savannah.
Dan: Who said anything about hurting anybody? It’s a simple date.
Marti: With cheerleaders, nothing is simple.
THERE HAS BEEN SO MUCH MATT ON MY DASH. I’M SO HAPPY. *____*
(Source: bwaldorfs)
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